Dirty Mouth?!?

This past Memorial day, we went down to Bend to see family. One night as dinner on the deck was nearing its end, Uncle Rob and Aunt Nikki started up a game with Drew. It's a simple name calling game that goes about like this.

Rob: "You are a melon."
Drew: "Well, you're a cantaloupe!"
Rob: "You're a tree"
Drew: "You're a tree!"
Rob: "Well, you're a rock!"
Drew: "You're a tree!"

So tonight as we are sitting down to eat some of Mom's birthday cake, Drew wants to start up a game of silly name calling.

Drew (to Mom): "You are a chopper."
Mom: "You are a dirty little piglet"
Drew: "You are a dirty whore.......se."

I ain't lying, he was saying "Dirty Horse" but there was a sizeable pause between hor and se. Flipping hilarious.